When you try to cook a turkey, it shouldn’t smoke your house and make your dog run away.
Remember being a teenager?
When I got my first job — in a restaurant — I soon found my level of incompetence.
But I also got to play pork chop baseball.
My newsletter will tell you all about it.
Desktop folks: Sign up in the box at top right.
Mobile folks: Click the info icon (3 bars) that’s up above, then scroll down to Newsletter.
I was interviewed . . .
. . . by Peter Wright on his YouTube Yak-King channel about my humorous path to becoming a writer.
Just click the link to go to it.
I’ll tell you a story
What is it?
It’s a Dog Adventure.
What’s it about?
Basically, a dog decides to be a hero, but he messes up relationships, creates angry enemies and panics the U.S. government.
To find out more, click Novel.
Also, this isn’t the first time I’ve written a novel.
What happened that first time?
Even my relatives turned against me.
It became a comedy of errors.
I’ve got a whole series about the mess.
Start with I Get Run Off the Ranch.
Anything else you got into?
When I was a kid, I tried to help the school’s scariest bully.
There’s lots more on my website.
Scroll down to see more items or play with the menus.